Without your proper presence in this family of seven, I guess you have seen how troubled and fustrated you've made us all become. We could not go the usual visits to you cousin (toilet) and also nephew (bathroom). What's worse, we've to dispose our waste water in areas such as in the longkang downstairs, and having to go through all these (when what i need to do is ONLY to brush my teeth) is a plain chore. I'm sorry that i've neglected your presence all these 18 years, and since we're moving soon, would you kindly do your final service to us, by ensuring that you're not playing tantrums? It's plain sadness having to endure the rapidly expanding bladder. And with this hot weather, all of us are getting more hot-tempered while trying to get you fixed.

I hope you'll be more sensible and get well soon.